The Suicide Monologue 1x473

The Suicide – Nikolai Erdman (Adapted by Suhayla El-Bushra)

Patrick

You think it’s that easy? Do you have any idea what I’ve sacrificed to get to this point? Years freezing my nuts off in a muddy felid, I was a New Age traveler, do you think I liked vegan food? Do you think I enjoyed fucking women with more hair on their fannies than they had on their heads? No I did not. I suffered for politics. I had ideals. Art and truth, a whole life’s work, but you think you can tiptoe in here wearing a suit you stole off a dead man, and get a cute photo to in between shots of your dinner and your girlfriend’s tits? When I was your age I was charged by horses at the Poll Tax riots, beaten to shit at the Battle of the Beanfield, no one gave me a fucking platform. I didn’t have ‘followers’. You’ve made yourself the star of your own movie, but no one’s told you it’s shit. You’re so fucking insignificant whereas me? I’m Mean Streets I’m The Seven Samurai, I’m The Godfather parts 1 and 2 and I’ve earned this. This story is mine and I am not going to let some jumped-up little cunt steal my moneyshot and wallpaper it over the internet until its about as subversive as fucking Nandos --